I spend a significant amount of time taking these photos. I do it for you.
Sneaking away before Mrs. Pizzamaker notices me
Helplessly crawling back to my emotions
Razzles for when I’m frazzled
My friends love me, I swear.
Running away from my emotions
Me licking a cock part 2 (please don’t put this on pornhub)
Looking out for Pete the Pizzamaker
Crawling in trousers is hard work
Despite being an overly-friendly individual, I don’t love group hugs.
Find the baby Alicia and her first love!
Pete and I are meant to be
DON’T SWIPE RIGHT ON ME, I’M A DANGER TO SOCIETY
Is that Pete?
No really, how do I have friends?
Rober the Teddy Bear keeps me alive
I gave up on pizza and ate a roll instead
I love bottled apple juice
Well, I guess I don’t lick EVERYTHING I love.
It’d be safer if I just stayed inside
Mmmmm, sweet sweet rolls
I have friends and they hate me
My secret has been revealed!
MY FRIENDS PUT UP WITH SHIT LIKE THIS ON A DAILY BASIS
Why do I lick everything I love?
I thought it was Pete but it wasn’t so I panicked
I deleted tinder, please don’t swipe right on me
This outfit was not a good choice for today
I’m not puking by the way. That’s a glass rooster.
Screaming Mimi’s gets a taste of their own medicine
“It looks like I’m blessing you.”