I spend a significant amount of time taking these photos. I do it for you.
MY FRIENDS PUT UP WITH SHIT LIKE THIS ON A DAILY BASIS
Screaming Mimi’s gets a taste of their own medicine
I love bottled apple juice
Crawling in trousers is hard work
I have friends and they hate me
“It looks like I’m blessing you.”
Mmmmm, sweet sweet rolls
Find the baby Alicia and her first love!
Is that Pete?
Me licking a cock part 2 (please don’t put this on pornhub)
I thought it was Pete but it wasn’t so I panicked
I deleted tinder, please don’t swipe right on me
I’m not puking by the way. That’s a glass rooster.
It’d be safer if I just stayed inside
Despite being an overly-friendly individual, I don’t love group hugs.
DON’T SWIPE RIGHT ON ME, I’M A DANGER TO SOCIETY
This outfit was not a good choice for today
Looking out for Pete the Pizzamaker
Helplessly crawling back to my emotions
I gave up on pizza and ate a roll instead
Razzles for when I’m frazzled
Why do I lick everything I love?
Sneaking away before Mrs. Pizzamaker notices me
My secret has been revealed!
Running away from my emotions
Rober the Teddy Bear keeps me alive
No really, how do I have friends?
Well, I guess I don’t lick EVERYTHING I love.
Pete and I are meant to be
My friends love me, I swear.